“I don’t chase clout. I chase beans.”
Beanis appeared one day, quietly rearranging beans at the local store. No one knows where he came from or why he’s so invested in legumes. He just is.
“Not all heroes wear capes. Some just smell faintly of beans.”
Sometimes I wonder if I’m just a man who loves beans, or a bean who loves being a man.
Just finished my 4th can of beans today. #BeanLife
Remember: every bean is a step closer to greatness.
Bean meditation: close your eyes, imagine a bean. Now become the bean.
My financial advisor asked about my investments. I said “mostly in beans, and it’s all liquid.”
“After following Beanis, my life is 900% more beany. My skin glows with fiber.”
Hydrate the Beanis way. 0 calories, 100% bean essence.
See the world through bean-colored lenses.
Infuse your home with the aroma of pure confidence (and beans).